Anti Valentines Day Gift Ideas on Amazon
Valentine’s Day is a’comin! If you’re single, watching all your coupled off friends post lovey-dovey photos on social media can be downright obnoxious. Whether you’re single and ready to mingle, happily shacking up, or married off, I’ve put together a list of fun Anti Valentines Day gift ideas that you can find on Amazon. Here you’ll find some great Valentine’s Day party inspiration as well as gifts for single friends.
Electric Fondue Pot – A fondue pot is perfect for a get-together that doesn’t involve overpriced prix fixe couple’s menus! Use it for chocolate or cheese (traditional, vegan, paleo or whatever you’re into)! If you want to do an oil fondue, you’ll need to upgrade to a higher heat fondue pot.
Nope Shirt – Nope – no thanks. Nah. Next please.
Dwight Schrute Anti-Love Card – Love is in the air. False! Nitrogen, oxygen, argon and carbon are in the air. Oh Dwight!
Exploding Kittens Card Game – Get together with your single friends (and hey – maybe your married friends want to come too – invite ’em and see!) for a night of obscene games, tacos and adult beverages. If your friends are not easily offended, I recommend the NSFW version!
Drink’O Party Drinking Game – If you’re ready to take the party up a notch, get the adult version of everyone’s favorite Plinko game! If you’re not a drinker, try Food’O (although this could also be a game that is best played while inebriated…).
Love Stinks Balloons – Decorate your Anti Valentines Day party with these black “Love Stinks” latex balloons.
Coco Rose Body Polish – Don’t feel like drinking? Treat yo’self to a cruelty free and vegan Coco Rose coconut oil body polish. While you’re at it, get the dead sea bath salts. It’s called SELF CARE people!
Tacos Are My Valentine Dolman Shirt – I think everyone can get behind this.
Sarcastic Mugs – I can relate to this “Ew People” mug more often than I’d like to admit. I also need this “I’m F*cking Magical” unicorn mug in my life. Maybe not safe for work, but a must have nonetheless!
Single AF Pop Socket – If you don’t already have a pop socket, get one. It gives you an easier way to take selfies of your beautiful, single AF face.
Lola Seicento says
I love these anti-Valentine’s Day gift ideas!
Never Say Die Beauty says
Very cute idea for a post. Tacos are my Valentine really speaks to me!
Painted Fingertips says
I need that Ew, People mug.
MarciaF says
Fun post with some great ideas.
Erika says
When did it become Anti-Vtines Day time? Yikes! Love the Tacos are My Valentine shirt.
Ehmkay Nails says
Lol love the Dwight Schrute card. I need that for my office!
Claudia Materdomini says
I want almost all of these for myself! LOL Great ideas, Jen!
Krystal says
I LOVE Exploding Kittens – I even have the iOS game! Great guide!
Mai says
I actually have Exploding Kittens on my phone! My husband and his cousins and I play it all the time, it’s so much fun and is great at parties.
Glamorable says
hahaha, that Dwight card totally got me!
Nina Kasper says
Such cute items but that Drinko game…..I totally need that!!! That looks like so much fun!!!
Courtney says
These are all really cute ideas
chiefbunny says
Oh they have a phone version? I need that!